The book of not entirely useful advice

Warnings

A note for the reader

Advice mainly relating to food, ducks, and dessert

Advice mainly relating to animals, giants, and the natural world

Advice mainly relating to school life, onions, and general-knowledge-type stuff

Advice mainly relating to the human condition, dreams, and miscellaneous other subjects that didn't fit elsewhere

Final notes for the reader wishing to continue their adventure in advice.