I'll show myself out: essays on midlife & motherhood

Hero's journey

Butterfly

On the Starbucks bathroom floor

Mom clothes

Car seat

Open love letter to Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent

Underwear sandwich

My future lesbian wife

Listening to Beyoncé in the parking lot of Party City

Somewhere over the rainbow

Your husband will remarry five minutes after you die

Talismans

Bread and cheese

Change of hands

Hair

Teddy Ruxpin

Bad news

In defense of drinking

Eulogy for my feet

Demon Halloween

Little books

Return.