Tough titties: on living your best life when you're the f-ing worst

Part I. Deb Fishbone likes this

How to be popular

See ya at studio

Watch the potato chips

Boys don't like me

The most driven person you know

Part II. Tough titties

How to tend to your future

Blow jobs I gave in the early '90s

Therapy ruined my Wednesdays

Tap that talent: a twenty-something odyssey

Sorry I'm late

Bad at corporate

I'm writing on this thing called the Internet, it's hard to explain

Star fuckers

Next-level dream job

Part III. Commitment-phobe: a one-act play

He's never going to leave her

How I met my husband

Self-help night near the midtown tunnel

Baby fever

Company woman